SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET
O Natty Light, My Natty Light
A classic-form sonnet dedicated to every impoverished graduate student's mostest bestie: Natural Light beer.
By FINN J.D. JOHN
September 2010
Topped o’er with froth like foam upon a wave
And shining in my flagon like the sea,
A golden nectar for my soul to crave,
O Natty Light! My heart I pledge to thee.
Tho’ mighty tempest toss my heart and soul,
Tho’ women find me creepy and a bore,
Tho’ Santa Claus my stocking fill with coal,
I know thy love is faithful evermore.
For every day I know ‘twould heaven be:
A loaf of bread, a jug of thee, and me.
This poetiffic masterpiece is dedicated to my erstwhile colleague, Jess Strauss, who introduced me and the other new grad students at the University of Oregon to the special cachet of Natty Light during our regular Thursday-evening meetings at Taylor's.
By the way, I created a visual of this "poem" for my "Sonnetize.com" blog. You can see it here.